Assisted Living: The Musical

PLAYING:

Saturday, April 19, 2025

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Adults


2:00 p.m.

The PACE Center Box Office, its phone center, and the Parker Arts website are the ONLY authorized official ticket providers of Parker Arts ticketed events. If you have questions, please contact our box office.

PACE CENTER | 20000 PIKES PEAK AVENUE | PARKER, CO 80138


$44 for tickets

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PARKER ARTS PRESENTS

Assisted Living: The Musical

Everyone knows an eccentric or two. In maturity, these eccentrics often bloom into full-fledged wackos.

Assisted Living: The Musical® is a parade of such wackos, displayed in sketch and song. They are Lothario and lawyer, nurse and neurotic, golfers, gropers and a retired Catskills comic. There are those who recall their youth with body art, and those who regain it behind the wheel.

There are no sad songs, no Depends® jokes and no f-bombs. A show just for old folks? Is Oklahoma! just for cowboys? Fiddler just for Jewish musicians? Rent just for people who don’t own their own homes? This show is for everyone who hopes to grow old with laughter and joy…including you.

Reserve tickets now, before your short term memory goes!

“Audiences are laughing so hard they cry.” –Associated Press


Open to the Public:

PACE Box Office & Gallery

Mon. – Sat., Noon – 5 p.m.
90 minutes before performances 

The Schoolhouse

Mon. – Thurs., 9 a.m. – 4 p.m.
90 minutes before performances

Quick Links
Box Office and General Information
Downtown Parking Map

Ticketing
PACEtickets@parkerco.gov
303.805.6800
Due to fire code and safety requirements, every child MUST have a ticket without exception.
Please note that there are no refunds, credits or exchanges once tickets are purchased.
PACE Mainstage Theater Seating Chart
Schoolhouse Theater Seating Chart

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